They’re lucky they were allowed back on board at all – the cruise lines are pretty clear on that: if you miss the boat, you’re screwed…you get home however you can, at your own expense.
In Medieval times one could catch a Unicorn by having a young virgin sit quietly in the woods. Attracted by her innocence, the Unicorn would come up and place it’s head in her lap. Sadly, it is not the Unicorns that have disappeared…
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
there was green alligators and long necked geese….
…but the lovliest of all was the unicorn.
peter0423 over 13 years ago
They’re lucky they were allowed back on board at all – the cruise lines are pretty clear on that: if you miss the boat, you’re screwed…you get home however you can, at your own expense.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants……….
http://www.brownielocks.com/unicornsong.html
syke34 over 13 years ago
This is why there are no unicorns today.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Is this biblically accurate?
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
That will not be a happy hour.
pumpgirl over 13 years ago
I’ll drink to that! Then again, I’ll drink to anything….
craigwestlake over 13 years ago
In Medieval times one could catch a Unicorn by having a young virgin sit quietly in the woods. Attracted by her innocence, the Unicorn would come up and place it’s head in her lap. Sadly, it is not the Unicorns that have disappeared…