Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    That would be a likely place to find him.

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    LittleSister18  almost 14 years ago

    But the other day, wasn’t Bung arrested for public intoxication?

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Just put a full glass where you want him to be. He’ll come to it.

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    And here i thought the King’s reply would be:

    ”And you’re telling me why?” ”Here’s a dime, call someone who gives a…”

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    pamlicorat  almost 14 years ago

    Bung fell in a barrel of rum and is currently drinking his way out.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, he’s sure to be under somebody’s table somewhere.

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    JudyCuddy  almost 14 years ago

    Just call Andy. Their probably together enjoying a pint or two.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    No doubt they’ll have to reel him in after they stumble across him..

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Why exactly are they finding him, anyway?

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Id’s DUI:Drunken Unfound Idiot.

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    pamlicorat said, about 5 vats ago

    Bung fell in a barrel of [beer] and is currently drinking his way out.

    Did you mention that, so far, he’s gotten out to use the bathroom twice so far?

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 14 years ago

    Wow, the Fink keeps tabs on everybody. Reminds me of Big Brother. Afraid Bung will escape ID?

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    boldyuma  almost 14 years ago

    If your Bung is missing you won’t put out a APB

    You might put a ESUO(everything stopped up order)

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    she’s merely loose, right, Will?

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    SaunaBeach  almost 14 years ago

    The kingdoms idiot is missing! REJOICE!!

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