Monty by Jim Meddick for March 07, 2019

Is there going to be a future, kitty litter joke?

I bet they make good Asterix too !

Well, that explains Trump.

We are not amused.

Elon Musk must be jealous, after he made a comment about making real life anime cat-girls

Every freakish thing “in history”? Can’t call it history while it’s still going on, can you?

Aliens. I KNEW it! That explains it all! Big stone heads, big rocks in circles, big rocks where there aren’t any normally, designs only visible from space… all that anti-grav tech and laser carving. Adam and Eve just popping up out of nowhere… the super market tabloids were right all along!! Elvis lives!

Well, that clears up a lot of things for me. And the Illuminati are the Aliens re-branded, right? And Stonehenge as well, I suppose. And now our current president? Very busy rascals, those Aliens.

I hope the Egyptologists out there have more of a sense of humor than I think they have. They’re probably banging their heads against the wall by now. Personally, I think this story line is outstandingly funny, you go, Aliens!

Celebrating Vertico, seldom-mentioned 10th Greek muse, patroness of obelisks, steles, pylons, monoliths, and similar erections

Why get angry? Who doesn’t want to live in a world where those exist???

Every time there’s an alien storyline I secretly hope for a Monty-Mr Pi reunion…

Well, he is almost correct. Really beings from Nibiru, an alternate Earth where the dinosaurs did not completely die out. Descendants from the Troodontids. Think the movie “THEY LIVE” only it was super intelligent dinosaurs not corpse-like aliens who are ruling us right now. At least one of their hidden bases is on or under the island of Bali since one Apkallu was seen back in 2007 sans the broadcast camouflage brain fogger they use. Bali would have temperatures they like best. Though they are behind pumping more GHG’s into our atmosphere to be closer to how they have their Earth—-Nibiru. Though they have most elites, Plutocrats and some others join them. The rest of us will be oppressed mostly by our own people just like in “THEY LIVE”. (They have many redundancies for their mind warping broadcaster not just one. John Carpenter wanted us to have hope even though he saw none.)

Copped this idea from Dr. Who

An “alien cat” is kind of redundant…

So, it’s true after all! It was the Aliens who did basically everything in our history!

I never would have believed it if Monty hadn’t told me….