Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for February 25, 2019

  1. I yam who i yam
    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    This is about Minnie the Muncher;

    Chewed her toy til you wanted to punch her.

    Should have been grinding on her daily bone,

    She lied about looking for some muscle tone!

    —apologies to Cab Calloway!

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  2. Jax 1
    ms-ss  over 5 years ago

    Why do people buy their dogs squeaky toys and then complain about the squeaking?

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