If you order now within the next two whatevers we will send you without charge something hot that will burn your hands off if you’re not careful. Don’t miss this opportunity to be the first in your canyon to splatter yourself on any number of sharp rocks.
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Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Call in the next 5 minutes and you’ll get a second one at half price, call now, operators are waiting.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Billy Mays-azoic.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
To everything, turn turn turn…
junco49 almost 14 years ago
But WAIT! There’s more!!
If you order now within the next two whatevers we will send you without charge something hot that will burn your hands off if you’re not careful. Don’t miss this opportunity to be the first in your canyon to splatter yourself on any number of sharp rocks.
Operators are squatting by ready to take your order. Please shout loudly or we won’t hear you.
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
It also can be worn as a beautiful neck brace. To keep others at arms distance from your face.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
What it do? It just sit there looking pretty. Must be first art sculpture.