Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 03, 2019

Missing an “I”… But like the thought anyway, Aunty!

I absolutely hate it when my spouse makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants. He just doesn’t understand how embarrassing or shameful can be. Shoot, even in my room with no one around I feel shame.

If you can do both, does it halve the wastage?

You are much better at the latter, Aunty. Nonetheless, your days are always wasted, even the I-less ones.

How would you accomplish the second one: funny or scary?

“I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my leg.”.

I’ve seen people Laugh until they peed. Yes, it CAN be Done.

Ged leaves stuff out to test we Aunty fans.

I still have control over my bodily functions to not “pee a little” or “vomit a little” at anything she could do.