Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 06, 2019

I can see that Satchel will be the butt of this week’s strip.

How about “Choke The Cat”? See a cat, choke it! ;-0

I’m going with Smack Cat.

Cat whack. It’s at least as alliterative as “hit idiot.”

SPLAT cat!

Unlucky Bucky…

Pity the Kitty!

Anyhow…. been meaning to say…

Bucky is totally cheating, and whether an arachnid is a “bug” has nothing to do with it.

Unless the game has changed in recent years due to the dearth of Bugs…

“Slug Bug” is a road trip game… it’s about sighting VW Beetles on the highway, not creepy-crawlies on the wall.

It was meant to occupy bored children in the back seat…. but I knew adults who played it.

One in particular I decided used it to hide her misplaced aggression… she loved to punch, so she didn’t care if the Bug was unoccupied, parked at a meter.

I never liked the “game” … sigh…. I’m a hugger, not a hitter…

I wasn’t crazy about teaching kids to “slug” one another, which often leads to accusations, tears and actual fighting.

In Bucky’s case it may lead him straight to the vet’s office.

I only see one idiot in this strip and that is Bucky.

Spank the monkey!

Hmm….bad example.

I was thinking Wack Cat

Time for Pinkish to make a chicken casserole using the “other” other white meat.

I’ll go with hall brawl…

Annnnnd, repeat…….my job is done,here

Whack-A-Buck ;)

even though Satchel’s pretty passive, he could utterly dominate Bucky by sitting on him

Punt Buck?

Hitty the kitty??? (maybe not).

Malign the feline?

How about the ’ole “Pour a Bucket of Cold Water on the Jack@ss Cat” game? Poor little smushy boy!!! (I have a mini shar pei, so his abuse hits me harder.)

TKO 3

C’mon Satch, play "Hit S**t!