Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 07, 2019

My question would be: God, why are there so many morons in the world if we are made in your image and likeness?

I’m seeing fairytale characters, who drugged me?

Where did he go wrong? “In the beginning, . . .”

“Boxers or briefs?”

I could spend eternity studying the secrets of the universe.

I want to know why we can’t bake everything at the same temperature.

Your drawing of god is incorrect. She’s black.

“Why flamingos?”

“What took so long?” P.S. He doesn’t look anything like that, whatsoever, nevermore.

I would ask: why did you let liberal democrats walk the earth?

“May I stay?”

Does ‘virgin wool’ come from sheep the shepherd hasn’t caught yet?

You can keep up with the Kardashians, down at Beelzebub’s place.

It would nice to go to hell once in awhile, just to see your friends.

There are no Kardashians in heaven. That’s what makes it heaven.

Candied bacon chocolate chip – best cookies ever!

What do I have to do to get in?

That first question, about baking cookies and cooking bacon, made me think … and chuckle.

As for my question, probably something about the best way to find happiness. Always a safe bet, right?