Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 31, 2019

Who’s the wise one that leaves the toilet seat up so Poncho can drink therefrom?

Chaz, that was rude! You don’t deserve a loving wife like Carmen. I would take a kiss from her anytime!

Carmen, time to tie Chazz to the Tree o’ Shame!

Carmen why didn’t you stop Poncho ? Or put the lid down ?

And I suppose Chaz sleeps with a mouthful of Listerine?

It ended when you started going to bed with all those PJs on.

are they getting up at 20 past 12 or 5 past 4 in the am? or pm?

Well, frankly toilet water is fairly fresh a few times a day and sometimes pine or lemon scented.

Doesn’t HE also have morning breath? I always think that when you see beautiful celebrities in movies wake up and start kissing.

Three’s a crowd!

I never understood why people sleep with animals on their bed. So gross! Although some people are gross too.

Pine perfumed bleach/cleaner in the loo bowl.

Nah I get it. Chazz loves his wife he just loves Poncho more