Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 04, 2019

Send them to Colombia to look for Juan Valdez.

Ask Adam Newman, over at “Adam @ Home”!

The tragedy of passing Peak Caffeine!

Covfefe? Ask Trump.

Give them Red Bull. It gives them wings.

Don’t let them have any of my Nuclear Coffee

When they go to warp speed, it might make them jump into an alternate universe

There would be a “War of The Worlds” if they took my coffee! GRRRRRRRRRRR!

But we’re tea drinkers. And who designed that silly looking space ship?

Send them to Tim Hortons. That will get rid of them fast.

NO HANDRAIL ON THEM STEPS BILL, HEALTH AND SAFETY WILL BE CHASING YOU!

Go visit Farmer Moses, “hebrews” it.

it’s in Kansas…… ………Covfefeville

Methinks they landed in the wrong country…seek out Juan Valdezzzzzzzzzz……=~}

Well, get in the Starbucks drive-thru line and wait your turn like everyone else!

Pirate Mike used a major amount of coffee today, also.

So we may run out of coffee because the aliens are stealing it? Now that is a national emergency.

This was going to be the original premise of “Independence Day”.

You need to go see a guy named Donald J. Trump.He controls all the coffee tariffs. He lives in a White House at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. He loves aliens. Just hop the big fence that surrounds the property. The Secret Service will welcome you with open arms.You don’t need a formal invitation to visit. Just tell them Mr. Mueller and Nancy sent you.

Colombia