In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 11, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 6 years ago

    It’s the sweat of 1,000 people who wore those shoes before you that keeps you from sinking through the floor.

    The More You Know…

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    Farside99  almost 6 years ago

    Man, they really overwaxed those lanes!

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      almost 6 years ago

    I had a sinking feeling about this.

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    comixbomix  almost 6 years ago

    …but some of us are looking at the stars…

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Ah, spare me.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Worker in the candy factory fell into a big vat of chocolate. Screamed “fire, fire” until they pulled him out. “What was up with the ‘fire’ bit?”, they asked him. “Hey, who would’ve paid any attention if I’d hollered ‘chocolate!’?”

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    yimhere  almost 6 years ago

    The bowling quick sand will get you every time!

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    He gets the sinking feelin’ every time he gets a split.

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