Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2019

Sucker

A thought occurs to me. I wonder what Gen. Shady’s (And boy, is that ever a name for a comic strip character) superiors would say when she comes back with the wrong Rip?

I think the “dead” part is coming up shortly, sheriff or not.

Hahahahaha! And so it goes the dream to be a hero …

Hope you enjoy Alaska, ex-Sheriff Blockhead. Say hello to Sara Palin for us.

So fake sheriff yellow-pants dyes his hair so he can be kidnapped as not-Rip and true-Rip can recover in the warm and cosy bed of a secluded cottage.

The “dead sheriff” is finding that there are negatives involved in stealing identities.

He must be the dead sheriff. He already dyed.

I’m still puzzled at the idea of a general of a spy agency going out in the field with only the people she could stuff in one car. I didn’t think a general entered the field with anything less than a brigade.

KA-DEAD SHERIFF! (Though somehow I doubt we’ve seen the last of him.)

Man, talk about instant karma. (KA-KARMA!)

Okay that happened way too fast and no damage.

Now, that is WAY to easy! The Real Rip would have clobbered them by now. And his knuckles would have started giggling two panels ago.