Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 2019

The Gregorian calendar is now replaced with the Trumpian calendar.

“And have all the TV weather people Federally investigated. There’s been FAR too much rain and snow lately. Ruined my golf schedule more than once already….. They gotta stop predicting rain so we can have sunshine again….YUGE problem…!”

There is a change we need, no foolin’. He needs to be keeping a calendar scratching on the wall of the greybar hotel.

Actually his calendar is 4 centuries back .

Another Mulligan.

Effing orange waterass …

If Trump actually proclaimed this, His Disciples would believe it.

And also when they changed it back.

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See also: Mexico will pay for it.

I never said Mexico would pay for it.

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Obama was born in Kenya.

Obama was not born in Kenya. I got him to show his birth certificate.

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I didn’t pay income taxes — that means I am schmart.

I never said I didn’t pay income taxes.

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Trump Disciple analysis skills.

Trudeau’s got the hairplugzzz nailed, eh

“All those billable hours for the tax payer funded entourage on my property. "

Maybe the resident and his followers caught psychosis from Alex Jones?

https://www.snopes.com/ap/2019/03/30/alex-jones-blames-conspiracy-claims-on-psychosis/

The saying is:- “All good things come to an end”, I´m hoping the reverse is true!

sigh Yes, he really IS that stupid. And what’s REALLY scary is that if suddenly claimed to BE 6’5", there are trumpbots and FAUXbots out there that would believe him!

I’d like to call this a great parody, but….

fusilier

James 2:24

Are the Democrats sorry they shut down the government?

No problem, Two Scoops, you’ll always look like a fool to me. A dangerous fool, but a fool nonetheless.

Just smile and say yes and flip the calendar in the oval office. Start brushing up your resume.

Tedious cartoon.

As we saw in the midterms, I think voters may have learned their lesson about Trump and what happens if they stay home on Election Day.

Sadly, this sounds totally legitimate.

Except for the fact that probably no one would dare correct him in the first place.

Crooked liar Trump’s height increases with his weight gains, he is six feet one inch tall in reality.

According to Barr, Trump can’t obstruct justice, so we will see what happens next. Nixon could have used that defense, along with Fox News. Barr also helped Iran Contra go away. With so much gaslighting, it is hard for the public as a whole to keep track.

Not funny. For something to be funny, it has to have an element in truth in it. Trump did not tweet anything remotely like what you have fraudulently put forward. It’s easy not to take you too seriously when you’re alphabetically between such notables as Doodle Town and The Duplex. So now we have Fake Comics.

He would have to be eight feet tall to no longer be technically obese.

Sadly, I can well imagine him writing a tweet like the one in Panel #4.

Lousy Smarch weather…

“If it’s not, I look like an idiot.” I believe that ship sailed a long time ago.

Doonesbury isn’t funny anymore. It’s because it’s more like real illustrated news

Nice attention to hair loss detail

A Permanent Fool doesn’t Need April.

Like other matters of fact it’s been changed to a matter of whim.

If it be 1 April, does that mean it would be last year and Easter?

Too late, Trump…you are an idiot.

Good work Mr. Trudeau. Thanx.

This would be a lot funnier if it took place where the President actually spent his Sunday, on the golf course in Florida.

I need a laugh. Why don’t you guys tell us all again your theory for why the “Russian Collusion” frame-up failed so miserably?