Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for March 01, 2019

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    su43dipta  over 5 years ago

    I thought the last one’s about a neighbor in the Big Apple!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hope you don’t mind if I suggest a couple more….

    Defense: What encloses de property.

    Docket: What a rich lawyer does with his boat when he’s too busy.

     

    And…. I can’t claim credit, cos everybody already knows….

    a Class Action Suit is what an uptown hustler wears.

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    Nathan Daniels  over 5 years ago

    Well played, sir! Don’t forget:Objection—To eschew nouns

    Plaintiff—An ordinary fight

    Contempt—Jailbird bribery

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Sub poenas… Well, let’s not go there!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Politics: poli – many; tics (sic) – blood-sucking parasites

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Legal briefs: worn under lawsuits.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Misdemeanour: The nastier of the two court secretaries.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The first cartoon Pastis reads everyday to get inspiration for his corny puns

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    The English language is very confusing with many definitions for the same spelled words.

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