Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 21, 2019

I like their feet!

Maybe he’s getting fat sick.

I actually enjoyed these holiday strips, especially as the theme continued on in the intervening Sunday.

Just STARTING to feel seasick??? 2 weeks. Second honeymoon. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

After all these years, you’d think she’d have developed antibodies for he sickness. That, or removed the source of infection.

And she’s expected to be able to sleep in that bed with sticky ice cream drips and spilled pizza sauce??

should have packed some seasick pills and Ralph, no you’re not funny or helpful right now!

I want to see what the scales read when he gets off the ship and goes home. (If they don’t break!!)

He’s eating ice cream and pizza at the SAME time? Just watching that would make me sick!

It’s cabin fever.

A 10 or 11 day cruise is too long and I get bored and tired of stuffing myself. A 5 or 7 day cruise is better.

Throw up on his pizza, Mama June.

I wonder how many times the re-supply ship has had to come to restock the soft-serve ice cream machine.

I can’t believe that Ralph’s been wearing the same outfit for that long. June (Or Honeybunch), on the other hand, fluctuates from a green top to a black one, and sometimes wears the pearl necklace, sometimes not.

Two weeks looked up in a huge tin can with 6000 other people? After barely a few days I would have already jumped to swim back home.

Feel free to jump overboard, Homelybunch….