Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 10, 2019

Come on, you’re Wiz, you have to have a spell or a potion to be able to sleep, you should not waste your magic.

He’s training for that Olympic gymnastics event where they run around waving a ribbon on the end of a stick.

Didn’t know that the wizard read the Necronomicon.

I’ve been wondering what Harry Potter would do with all that extra time after Voldemort bit the dust. Now, I know.

“Smork”…chortle

So you couldn’t have gone to your laboratory, Wiz?

Keep the noise down Wizard….boink,splat, zap, etc……

Send him to the couch, Blanche!

Well, perhaps singing him a lullaby would put him out. Or you could hit him in the head with a clarinet.

He is just practicing his speech for the Wizard convention, in Las Vegas.

Show Off!!!!

Be glad that he isn’t asleep, Blanch! Did you forget how loud he snores?

if I am not in the middle of a sleep deprived period, that would be a nice way to keep awake