Close to Home by John McPherson for January 15, 2011

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    I would never offer a woman a senior discount unless she mentioned her eligibility to me or I had her photo ID with age right in front of me. My instinct for self-preservation is too strong.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 14 years ago

    Absolutely, cdward. It’s like not mentioning pregnancy unless you can see the head crowning.

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    kjhudlow Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Denise should just take the discount and run!

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    battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I’d be insulted too if someone did that to me!

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    I have no problem with being a senior and getting a discount. However, there is a certain unreality about it.

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    Roadrunner Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    How well I remember the first time I was given without asking for a senior discount. I smiled for an hour. What a deal, all I had to do is exist long enough, and bada-bing-cashine!! Hey, can’t do anything about it, so might as will enjoy it. Better than paying taxes anyway!!

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    Yukoneric  almost 14 years ago

    My first discount was unqualified, but I didn’t say anything, just laughed and went with it……………

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    First time I got one, was when we paid a resturant tab. Was kind of taken aback at first, but like my friend said, “What the heck, you’re saving money!”

    Cancelled the AARP membership though, (first mailings start to come when you hit 50!) after their support of Obama Wan’s health care bill.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    CDWard: Want to make points? Ask the lady to check her ID when she asks for the discount. Pretend you can’t tell she was on the committee that designed dirt and she will love you forever. PS Tell her I enjoyed working with her on the Dirt Project.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    magnamax, right you are! I went to a liquor store with my mother once (and I am the fifth child in my family) - and the guy carded my mother (not me!). She reached over and gave him a big hug.

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    dfowensby  almost 14 years ago

    most places are realizing the boomers are hitting the discounts heavier,now, so they tend to give them only when requested, and the qualifying age is rising…. the local transit bus company requires you get a special over age 65 ID (10 or 15 bucks per year) and you have to show it and a photo ID to get the discount. and they only make the ID’s at “specially scheduled times”, and you can’t use it for day passes (full price–they don’t use transfers here, one route/one way $1.50, route, bus, or direction change $3.50). right.

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    ted.hering  almost 14 years ago

    “I qualify for the senior discout, but I forgot my ID.” “That’s ok. I’ll give you the discount.” “Ah! Do I look honest? “No, you look 65.”

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    ACEIZGR8  almost 14 years ago

    “WHAT!’ “What do you mean I get a 20% discount?” I’m 65 - I deserve the 65% discount!

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