Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2019

For once, his nose isn’t growing so he’s TELLING THE TRUTH! ;-D

Use a finer grain and finish off with varnish.

Nose is dead; Bark Beetles. May have to be careful of woodpeckers tho.

It kinda goes against Pinocchio’s grain to tell any more lies…. he nose where it leads.

The unvarnished truth is that if he gets in more trouble, Geppetto has no strings to pull…

So nowadays, he doesn’t hang with a bad crowd…

He does what he’s axed to do…

Wooden shoe?

Okey, Pinokee!

Oh, look at his whittle shoes.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

Pinocchio’s TP and Facial Tissues are 20 grit.

What do you say we each buy a pair and go Dutch?

Please ….please…. hahahahaha

I bought a pair of Dutch wooden shoes eons ago. They make much better planters than shoes.

Sometimes there are no words. This is one of those times. Oy!