Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 28, 2019

Ignore your handlers, Senator… you were right the first time.

Just have a few pints at your local pub Senator. The facts will blow away just like the foam on your beer.

Senator Belfry is aptly named.

I can’t quite read what it says on the lawyer’s briefcase. I think it says, “Great White and…”, something. Can anybody help out here?

Hey Senator, you’re not supposed to answer without a script.

You can’t fabricate facts. Facts already exist. You can fabricate lies, but not facts.

I think it says: Drake, White and Drako. Blew it up & used my magnifying glass to read.it. Hope that is correct!

I looked at.it again! It’s: Grate, White & Mako! Maybe?

Sharks!!!!

Ok, Grate White & Mako! They’re sharks. All lawyers are sharks! Bewa Ha Ha!!!

Shouldn’t his hair be orange?

The way I see it he has two choices: “I’m only repeating what’s on the media” or the more obvious: “What did you expect, I’m a politician”.