FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 09, 2019

well done, Roger

Time for apologies with flowers and a box of chocolates.

There are no correct questions Roger.

Next time don’t ask questions, Roger; just let her know you’re there as she works it out.

My wife and I have great conversations, she talks to her friends and I talk to mine.

He forgot to say “is it your hair”

Does this comic strip make my butt look big?

I struggle with weight every day, and I eat lower calorie food. Tiny thyroid and generic of Synthroid does not help.

NO NO NO – I said WAIT – is it your having to WAIT!

SMOOTH Rodger ! Tufu casserole for the rest of the year !!!

If you see someone crying, ask them if it’s about their hair cut.

Just say "Tell me about what is bothering you and then you can think about (insert thought here) while you nod and say (insert comments here; such as “yes”, or "you’re right, or “I see what you are saying”, or whatever you think is appropriate.

“As far as I’m concerned, nothing—but you always seem to think there is.”

You’re welcome, Roger.

“Well honey, you look like you haven’t been eating much lately, and I’m worried that you might have lost too much.”

Like my old man used to say, “Never miss a good opportunity to shut up!”

Roger, you dimwit! #keepyourmouthshut #youandyourbigmouth

bad idea

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