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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is that sort of like acute angina?

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    Or the dentist who got slapped when he told his female patient that she wasn’t masticating properly.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    There are no words….

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I once accidentally took it as a compliment when a girl barber said I had fine hair. Yes, that was a LONG time ago…

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    “I DO NOT! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! What? Oh…umm… Never mind…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And might I say, Doctor, that you have acute nose-hair-itis.

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    tbubble  over 5 years ago

    She’s being rather obtuse.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    He gave her a complimentary diagnosis.

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