Poncho: Hmph. My master has gone on a date with a woman.
Poncho: I don't like this. I don't like it one bit.
Poncho: And there's no better way for a puppy to express his displeasure than with a little stain on the carpet.
Poncho: Heh heh
Purple is a better what’s-wrong-with-my-puppy distraction from Carmen. Of course, that might also mean a dreaded visit to the vet, but when you’re competing for affection, you don’t always see the big picture. :)
Hlagallah, one must never waste fermented grape juice on the carpet. Drink it first. Then later if you haven’t found any fresh grape juice, well, then you can make a stain…
This is a serious attack by the cunning little Poncho.
I will guarantee that none of the available products:
Zout, Tide To Go, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, Clorax Clean Up, or even vinegar will take out THAT STAIN.
Even commercial cleaners will not be able to do the deed,
It is time to install hardwood floors.
I just happen to have a small business that will remove that old smelly, stained carpet and install beautiful oak. Call now .1 800 oak wood
Operators standing by.
hlagallah almost 14 years ago
bad puppy! use the fermented stuff!
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
Thats a low blow Poncho…you need to chill out!
hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Poncho keeps reminding me why I don’t like dogs :þ
mabrndt Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Purple is a better what’s-wrong-with-my-puppy distraction from Carmen. Of course, that might also mean a dreaded visit to the vet, but when you’re competing for affection, you don’t always see the big picture. :)
dre7861 almost 14 years ago
Chaz: “Emergency Vet? Yes, I’m bringing my new puppy in because he’s peeing purple!”
McGehee almost 14 years ago
Hlagallah, one must never waste fermented grape juice on the carpet. Drink it first. Then later if you haven’t found any fresh grape juice, well, then you can make a stain…
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
Poncho! You have got to learn to roll with the punches! Be part of the solution, not part of the problem!!
Might I remind you that “problems” can get taken to the humane society?????
macjack almost 14 years ago
This is a serious attack by the cunning little Poncho. I will guarantee that none of the available products: Zout, Tide To Go, Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, Clorax Clean Up, or even vinegar will take out THAT STAIN. Even commercial cleaners will not be able to do the deed, It is time to install hardwood floors. I just happen to have a small business that will remove that old smelly, stained carpet and install beautiful oak. Call now .1 800 oak wood Operators standing by.
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
A STAIN on the carpet? How about a LOAD instead?