Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 08, 2019

Crossed it with a wombat, I see.

When you consider all of the processing and handling that goes from getting eggs from the chicken to your grocery store shelf, it is really amazing any of them make it there in one piece

Equally amazing is the way some customers seem shocked and even a bit offended sometimes when they find a broken egg in a carton on the shelf

I’ve watched people go through several dozen cartons of eggs looking for the “best” dozen, sometimes even moving eggs from one carton to another to get the best ones

I have to wonder how many eggs they break along the way

That looks really painful….

Wow! I could stack those in my refrigerator.

It looks like a roasted Cubulus would be a whole lot easier to carve.

This bird has a distinct call whenever it lays an egg…. YEEEOWCHHHH!

When I was a kid, we called them YEOWIE birds.

couple of those would make a square meal.

The Oooh-haa hen that lays square eggs.

Cubism got a start with this chicken.

That’s GOTTA hurt!