Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 23, 2019

Obviously the Wrong time to say that.

I would have guessed a persimmon not quite ripe.

YOLO

I’m allergic to morons.

So suffer the consequences. Ralph is staying far away from this guy.

Keep feeding those to him, wife. No worries about any women at work hitting on him!

Probably should stick to sandwiches, Dagwood.

Depends on symptoms/results. My food allergies are not pretty or welcome. A little itching or spots wouldn’t be too bad. The ones that some people get – that stop you from breathing – are not good.

Pearhaps you should leave now.

Ralph’s in the kitchen saying, “He’s gonna blow!”.

Well, that’s just swell…