Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 09, 2019

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Well, those are some grave insults.

    And we all know that certain Froglanders are fond of walnettos.

    And I think I’ll pass on inquiring how that pubic hair got on the keyboard … people who do things like that are not my type.

    And if we can’t walk our doggerel in Froglandia, where can we walk it?

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Gnowrest® – for the wicked!

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    waycyber  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, the extravaganza of antique native travel irons soaked in the foetid remains of prepubescent arachnid eating sons of photojournalistic voyeurs. Send for my chimera Cadillac and do not forget the cheese puffs.

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    David OBrien  almost 6 years ago

    A most excellent collage of words.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago
    The rubberband, gresh dernit, 3Hour’s fav….
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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago

     

    Doggerel 1

    Surveillance Pickle 0

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    Jml58  almost 6 years ago

    If there is more trouble from you, you can rest in pieces.

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    We’re eavesdropping at the after-party at the Disney skeleton dance cartoon.

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    Suitable for framing today. It’s kind of encyclopedic.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    Teresa’s in meta-mode. I won’t do the dog returning to her vomit analogy. .. oh, doggone.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    … while it is easy to see that the surveillance pickle is the reason for the pubic hair on my keyboard…

    … the rubberband has been suggested as a possible means of saving my life…

    … having numbers of 5.1 g/dL, 4.2 g/dL & most recently 6.2 g/dL …

    … you could say I was Bob Dylan~ing it…

    … but now that ghosting means something totally different than it used to…

    … London is burning and I live by the river…

    … Frog Applause and crickets chirp to Disturbed Paul Simons…

    … ugh…

    … why am I drinking this 3rd cup of coffee?…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    I have a need to set you up skeleton and mow your bones down.

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    the end is near i fear my dear

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    jless  almost 6 years ago

    This is the finest (the only?) comic strip purveyor of absurdist humor.

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    willie_mctell  almost 6 years ago

    It doesn’t have a beat and you can’t dance to it.

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    Doggerel mimicking plumage, last gasp rubberband doomage.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    The rather humorless remains in the left-most grave nevertheless have a point or two. The overly florid Frog Applause wannabe on the right has repeated genuine FA words but without the authentic FA Dadaist sensibility. It’s like too much popcorn, if you can imagine such a thing….

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    An attempt to play the keyboard out of tune in the cemetery would be a grave mistake..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    The haberdasher’s zipper and her pubic hair rises without a cause.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    After reviewing the pickle camera, we found John Crapper, aka Crapper John is alive in the misty mist pouring from the cannibals latrine all over the putrid pit. CJ says a urinal will be in the next installment of FA.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Still the Talking Dead, I see….

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    The Undertaker assured that he’d fix the toupee in such a way so that the toupee will not ever come off..

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    Would you like a Walnetto? You bet your sweet bippy!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

    I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

    I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 6 years ago

    The rubber band match….the walnetto against the walnutto… odds favor the underdog.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Surprise! Still dead. Something is starting to smell around here….

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    a self care technique to help prevent or reduce edema · not sitting, standing still, or to lie down for too long

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    The foot bone connected to the mouth bone.

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