Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 30, 2019

Weird that these kids attend the same high school yet none of them seem to have known each other for more than a few months.

I know how Molly feels. I’ve never really talked about the Heisman Trophy I won.

P1, And they were right!

P2, Nothing good ever happens in Central City.

P3, Sounds like you were right to not talk about it to me.

This whole story line is heart wrenching! Anybody actually know anyone who does synchronized skating?

If Mimi finds out you skipped her scrimmage for it, you’ll be practicing synchronized bench warming

In all reality, I have no idea why it’s a personal accomplishment to me, so don’t ask . Think I should see a counselor at school or talk to Mrs Thorp ,maybe her husband Coach Thorp is the one to go to .

It really sounds like she’s describing solo synchronized skating.

Yeah, you know how it is. Girls bullying a fellow girl for doing an activity that’s not considered “macho”.

Well, congratulations to you. Monday begins a five month golf story.

P-1: Her bangs have been skating since she was a kid

P-2: Central City danger! No good ever comes from CC, she may end up as a painted city woman with a really short skirt

P-3: Her larynx has always kept it to itself.

Alternative Script: 1- I’m breaking outta the Women’s Prison For The Incorrigible Gal tonight. Who’s with me? 2- Not me but can you leave your Star Shirt behind for me when you leave? It’s On Fleek! 3- Arrgghh! You Kardashian fans are the reason I’m breakin’ outta here!

Molly Hatcher, you are flirtin’ with disaster. 1972 and Jesus Christ Superstar called on the rotary dial phone and both want the star shirt you took.

I wonder if she skated with Menzie and her midget boyfriend

It’s personal because her Mother was a Olympic Skater and is now Dead.

Synchronized skating… her secret shame.

In all reality, will the disgruntled softball players start a synchronized skating team , Mopman try to keep them off his highly polished floors , and get sued under Title I , inquiring minds want to know

So it is a thing. I finally learned something from this strip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd4Xpv7ixsU

I had assumed the other 2 girls who claimed to have “family stuff” were also synchronized skating but apparently not. So they really did have “family stuff”? Or do they all have their own individual secret lame sports?