Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 28, 2019

May I see no light

May I see no day

If I ever leave while you want me to stay

Why did you rhyme your comment here? Is it connected? No, I fear.

“You said you had family stuff, and you were really figure skating! You filthy liar! How could you betray me like that?”

Is she playing second base in skates?

P1, Dallas?

P2, I never cared.

P3, From the bars on the windows I’d say Molly ratted the rest of you out. Soon she’ll lie with the fishes.

P3 If it was synchronized pole dancing I could believe it.

In all reality , P 2 ,Wow when this gets around school Molly is sure to be elected Prom Queen .

Can’t wait to see what Jocelynn Brown’s and Nancy Kaffer’s lying lies are! Rhythmic gymnastics, working at a soup kitchen? Jerks!

Why would there be a huge cover-up of synchronized skating? And why this so shocking?

The Fist Pump kids are even silhouetted in the lighted lunchroom. They truly move in mysterious ways. This is boring teen angst. Will someone guzzle a pitcher of root beer or juggle some apples?

These kids are about as surprised as I am that there’s more sports in winter than basketball.

Synchronized figure skating is something I’d put into MUT to change the original dialog to something unbelievable. They’ve put me out of business.

Does figure skating require shaving?

Alt Script: ANOTHER MOMENT AT THE PRISON’S LUNCHTIME PHILOSOPHY CLUB 1- Nietzsche said ‘God is dead’ 2- The problem is that the solution cannot be ascertained through empirical evidence. (Yes it can! – No it can’t! Sit down! Shut up! Make me!) 3- PRISON SNITCH: (Hmmmm. I think the warden might be interested in the trouble this Nietzsche character is stirring up. Might be worth some extra commissary bucks…)

…and that’s why you don’t schedule a scrimmage. Lesson learned. Great spring story line. Now let’s get an early start at MCC.

Snnnnnnorrrrre…..So far, about as exciting as the last 10 stories….

The tone and level of interest these kids are showing are as great if not greater than if they had discovered she works as a stripper.

(1) Maybe Molly’s kid brother or sister was also part of the skating exhibition, so the absence was in fact due to “family matters”?

(2) Either way, so what. The outfielders got some extra practice in the scrimmage, since no one from the infield showed up.

(3) The highlight of the season will be when Molly Hatcher slides gracefully all the way from third base to home plate, and then she flattens the catcher with a double axel.

P 2.5: “not only that….but I never GAF’d about it either…”

Who gives a crap!

Ya got trouble, right here in Milford city, a girl they hate and that rhymes with skate, and that stands for: about three months of trying to figure out the story line

Proposed theme song for Molly: “If you don’t know me by now”