Strange Brew by John Deering for March 22, 2019

Looks like someone is going down today.

Aw, quit yer squawking.

Be brave, don’t be a chicken

Just peck him and get it done with, you’ll feel better.

Just peck him and get it done with, you’ll feel better.

Just peck him and get it done with, you’ll feel better.

Just peck him and get it done with, you’ll feel better.

Just peck him and get it done with, you’ll feel better.

Why is Col. Harland wearing a DNC button?

I thought he was a Republican.

That is Ding – the sound of the button being pressed.

Bawk Bawk Bawk Baaaaaaawk

Pressure cooker elevator.

“Ding” The chicken should be concerned about the next time he hears (sorta/not really) that sound.

the ghost and Mr. Chicken

…and then the murders began

When they get to the bottom floor, the doors open and it’s just the Colonel and big ol’ bucket of crispy chicken!

Go ahead, chicken, you’re at just the right height to go for the Chicken Man’s nuggets.

Looks like the start of a Stephen King novel or a Twilight Zone episode.

Quick Chick Lock the door open and check him for an axe!

He’s in an elevator with Dave Foley? what’s awkward about that?

You have been practicing for weeks. Give the Colonel your best elevator pitch. What is the worst that could happen?

Two enter, only one comes out, Thunder elevator!

Only one of us is getting out of here alive…

I don’t get it