Lightning bolt in 3…2…1…
That’s only happened since heaven got wi-fi.
Heaven isn’t well…grounded?
Halos are electrifying ….zap..eeeeeeek…yikesssssss
Doubles as a bug zapper.
Which brings us to our latest “only on TV” product: Halosoft removes static cling and is Heavenly. In the small print – use with caution. Overuse can vice you a devil of a time.
Some of us don’t worry about that problem.
Those things are just tuners for the heavenly broadcast. Plus, they use static electricity to hold themselves in place. It all makes perfect sense.
Electricity, E LECT TRICITY!
Static can be neutralized by using Halo Shampoo.
They can demagnetize them with a degaussing coil, easily available online.
July 17, 2015
TazzTec over 5 years ago
Lightning bolt in 3…2…1…
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
That’s only happened since heaven got wi-fi.
donwalter over 5 years ago
Heaven isn’t well…grounded?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Halos are electrifying ….zap..eeeeeeek…yikesssssss
FassEddie over 5 years ago
Doubles as a bug zapper.
smgray over 5 years ago
Which brings us to our latest “only on TV” product: Halosoft removes static cling and is Heavenly. In the small print – use with caution. Overuse can vice you a devil of a time.
garcoa over 5 years ago
Some of us don’t worry about that problem.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Those things are just tuners for the heavenly broadcast. Plus, they use static electricity to hold themselves in place. It all makes perfect sense.
Asharah over 5 years ago
Electricity, E LECT TRICITY!
Here's Waldo over 5 years ago
Static can be neutralized by using Halo Shampoo.
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
They can demagnetize them with a degaussing coil, easily available online.