Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 22, 2019

“Hello, I’m Phillips. Did you call?”

I think I can find a slot for him.

Things just took a strange turn. Better to get him out of there before he gets hammered.

Sid didn’t need to call a screwdriver, he could have whipped one up himself. He is after all a bartender.

At least the driver isn’t some kinda “nut”

I beg your pardon, I’m a bolt not a screw, but that ruins the cartoon.

I am a huge fan of bad puns, but seriously? A screw driver to give the screw a lift home? GROAN

Every besotted slot screw needs a designated standard driver … tipsy torx heads are harder to unwind ….

talk about being screwed to the bar

in order to leave he’s gotta be loosened up – righty tighty lefty loosy

a new twist and turn to a common problem

a good thing he’s screwed or he would be falling down drunk

I saw this one coming as soon as I saw the screw… ☺

A dump truck rolls into a bar…

“I’m here to get loaded…”

And when Minnie Mouse has had too much to drink, do you call Minnie Driver?

aw nuts

Now this is starting to look like a Tough Town comic.