Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 20, 2019

The wind will do it for them.

Amen to that.

10½-th commandment?

Leaf and let leaf.

Somebody must have made a big donation to get that slipped into the sermon today.

We built our house in the middle of a ten acre pasture to get away from raking leaves. But I still get most of the neighbors leaves from across the county road. Go figure…..

mows both ways and I enjoyed making a pile and sending it back ;>)

Thou shalt not mow thy lawn at the crack of dawn.

When a clergyman says “bloweth,” get the hell out no matter the subject at hand.

I’d love to hear some Pastor preach: “Puffeth up not, thy ego”.

The golden rule striketh again

I have a mulching mower, so no problem…

Bloweth out thy @$$.

Unless you hope he will hit you so you can sue him for half a mill and show there are limits to individual freedom even in the minds of libertarians.

That is not one of the Commandments, but you can find it with the TORO.