“…throw can at bear while running”
What is the worst? Hold the wife’s scolding or face the bear.
Black bear scat has berries in it. Grizzly bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper.
Maybe he’s gonna tag the bear.
First..outrun the wife…forget the Bear mace! ;oD
His shoes are ugly, I’d rather go bearfoot.
Clearly, both Glenn and Gary both have issues related to drawing women.
Warning: Hazerdous to the health of morons.
Keep in backpack or pocket while running for 3 minutes away from bear. If you didn’t outrun him by then the can is shaken enough for use.
I believe that I’d be carrying a heavy caliber handgun for just such an emergency.
He should have read the warning label, “WARNING: Product still in testing and has not been approved by the Department of Interior as an effective repellent for anything other then Teddy Bears.”
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Superfrog over 5 years ago
“…throw can at bear while running”
juncarlo over 5 years ago
What is the worst? Hold the wife’s scolding or face the bear.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago
Black bear scat has berries in it. Grizzly bear scat has bells in it and smells like pepper.
gr8fuldean over 5 years ago
Maybe he’s gonna tag the bear.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
First..outrun the wife…forget the Bear mace! ;oD
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
His shoes are ugly, I’d rather go bearfoot.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Clearly, both Glenn and Gary both have issues related to drawing women.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Warning: Hazerdous to the health of morons.
unfair.de over 5 years ago
Keep in backpack or pocket while running for 3 minutes away from bear. If you didn’t outrun him by then the can is shaken enough for use.
corpcasselbury over 5 years ago
I believe that I’d be carrying a heavy caliber handgun for just such an emergency.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
He should have read the warning label, “WARNING: Product still in testing and has not been approved by the Department of Interior as an effective repellent for anything other then Teddy Bears.”