Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 25, 2019

Curious, she considers that question like a bullet. So, why did she ask that?

Actually, Dear, I was just thinking how good that dress would look on you. (Thinks to himself, “And how good that blonde would look on me.”)

You only ask a guy a question like that if you want to tell him he’s wrong.

Smart man.

Okay, you’d look like crap; feel better now?

I’d call that skirting the issue.

You would look ravishing!