Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 22, 2011
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from the tip-top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Jenn erica first appearance: 7-10-06 (credited), 2-4-06 (uncredited). Aliases: "The empoweress" (ref: 7-23-07 thru 8-18-07) "valerie the valkyrie" (ref: 7-11-09) affiliations: has worked at every starbucks in every comic strip ever. spokesperson for "ladyade" sports drink (ref:5-3-10) talents: As an all purpose female cartoon character, she can play any wife, girlfriend, date, waitress, sales clerk, big sister, babysitter or secretary to support the more important male characters around her. drawbacks: Can be so unmemorable as to be forgotten about midconversation. drink of choice: whose drink of choice? Oh, right. uh, wine, or something....
invisifan almost 14 years ago
Obviously she was doing a generic fill-in for Ms Amazement ☺
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Who was? Hey, who’s the blonde?
David Bethke Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I took me a half-dozen of her appearances for me to get the joke behind her name. How’s that for not standing out?
Catalystvi almost 14 years ago
Don’t feel bad dbethke_1959 … I just got it now :-(
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I always hated those Marvels that had all these profiles in them. At least have some real humor.
At least it’s not a drug of choice. But maybe a few roids would help.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
freeholder, I’ve been enjoying the S.P.E.A.R. Files, but I admit I’ll be glad when they’ve run their course, which should be soon. Since they’ve started, we’ve seen (in order): Captain Victorious Dynaman Ralston Rabbit Tyr Ham Hock Scrappy Lad Ms. Amazement Bixby and Jenn Erica
The only major character we haven’t had yet is Moxie Gumption. After that, I expect we’ll see Mr. Negato, and maybe Fritz. But Fritz is even less memorable than Jenn, so I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he were skipped.
ponytail56 almost 14 years ago
what can I get you sir