Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 26, 2011
Transcript:
Poncho: Let's get down to business. What's in the basket? Carmen: To start, I've got my homemade coleslaw! Chazz: Coleslaw is shredded cabbage and carrots. Poncho: Sounds about as close to not being food as you can get, but let's check it out. Poncho: Ptui! What-- what are these in here? Carmen: Oh, I like to make it with raisins! Poncho: Geez, buddy, I'm a dog, and even I wouldn't put this in my mouth… Chazz: It's a strike, I admit, but let her keep swinging...
hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I always put raisins in my coleslaw too, and green apples, it’s great.
Mungolikecookies almost 14 years ago
Raisins are bed for dogs. Poncho must know this.
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
Raisins are good in anything.
Olfarto almost 14 years ago
Strike One… and then there will come about a good dozen furry grey strikes in a row.
Welcome to Hell with a Garfield tattoo, Poncho.
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
He is obviously too young to have developed the true dog palate, since dogs eat ANYTHING!
tastytunes2000 almost 14 years ago
Fools! Raisons wil one day RISE UP and take over this planet with astonishingly low intelligence. RUE THE DAY that you make fun of them!!!!
n2blues1 almost 14 years ago
yuck raisins….I put a little fresh pineapple in mine……
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Carrots, apples, raisins, pineapple. Y’all skipped over the cabbage & it sounds better, already. Cabbage is most useful in compost.
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
It’s a dog’s life. And then there’s Poncho’s.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“You know what raisins are, don’t you? DEAD GRAPES!”
– Cul de Sac
StelBel almost 14 years ago
@ Sanchia: You’re right, raisins (and, of course grapes) are bad for dogs. I suspect Poncho didn’t exactly know this, so it must have been instinctual on his part.
apGwilym almost 14 years ago
Raisin Cane happens.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Good choice, guys!
I, too, love raisins. But NOT in my cole slaw! Just sayin’!
HareBall almost 14 years ago
Raisins and grapes can be deadly for dogs.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
fritzoid - Dried, shriveled, dead grapes…
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“Raisins… How I hate the unfoodiness of them!”
– Cul de Sac (again)
Actually, if I can get the raisins and the carrots a la carte, I’ll happily skip the cabbage and whatever else you make cole slaw from.
The “secret ingredient” in my mom’s cole slaw recipe was human blood. She wasn’t real handy with the cabbage grater…
macjack almost 14 years ago
ChukLitl has it right , cabbage is the most feeble excuse for food in this world. All the other additives would be better off served by themselves. Maybe some expensive olive oil and Feta cheese sprinkled liberally on the top.
Find a new picnic chef, better yet a new girl friend. CABBAGE!! Really?
Algolei almost 14 years ago
Putting raisins in cole slaw out to be TWO strikes….
feefers_ about 1 year ago
Yeuch