Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 05, 2019

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    tcar-1  over 5 years ago

    Yeah really. We are the world and all that………

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    tcar-1  over 5 years ago

    And today for Bitsy we have the new ‘exclamation point’ T-shirt.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, Nancy wonders every bit as much as we do WTF these two idiots are babbling about.

    P2, You could put an eye out!

    P3, The talking milkshake says “No!”

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    In all reality, Hey girlfriends can’t we all just be friends and support each other and when we play sports we can be each others athletic supporters .

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    Bucky  over 5 years ago

    How about we just play friggin ball and knock all of this s..t off!!!

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 5 years ago

    What a plot! A teammate is crazy angry about teammates missing a scrimmage—that she herself missed! Where is the misdirected anger coming from? Is the thrill gone from volleyball? Does Linda have to play for her scholarship or please her parents or something? If she is so overcommitted, why doesn’t she quit softball? It would be cool if she gave the dense DW a matching shiner, but she is already making Bobby/Robby/whoever seem likable!

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do teenagers today know what “sing Kumbaya” means?

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    P1- Katharine Hepburn envies Nancy’s bobblehead gyrations. Does Mimi have to use the basketball uniforms again this season to outfit the softball team?

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    P1 – That girl is really proud of her chest!

    P2 – Nancy, you can’t perform the Vulcan Mind Meld on yourself.

    I still want to know why they’re still wearing their gloves while they’re inside the school.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 5 years ago

    P2: A finger in the eye is just going to increase the chances of an outbreak of EES. “!”

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago

    Shortstop girl! Faster than a Jennie Finch speedball!

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    twainreader  over 5 years ago

    as a long standing member of the “guys”, I never thought I’d be happy to leave the girl’s locker room ! (shirt extra)

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    bitsy twill  over 5 years ago

    Aren’t there any kids on the bench competing for the starting roles? If one of my teammates had to miss a scrimmage or even a game, I’d be like “Here’s my chance to impress the coach!” There may be no “i” in “team” but there are two of them in “Bitsy Twill”!

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    gzitver  over 5 years ago

    That guy in P3 is suffering from “irony deficiency.” A truly tragic condition in this day and age.

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    tcar-1  over 5 years ago

    Panel two: “Excedrin Headache # 69” (Google that.)

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    Alt Script: 1- STRETCH: I’m switching to basketball. I’m tired of losing. We stink at baseball. 2- SKATY: Oh my head. We can’t field a full team as it is. You can’t quit! Speaking of fielding a full team, where’s Kimmy? 3- KIMMY: I feel like I’m forgetting something… BOY: Does it have anything to do with that baseball uniform you’re wearing? KIMMY: No…I don’t think so…

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    cuttersjock  over 5 years ago

    …a lot of effort for no money shot, SAD

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, back at the Thorps, Mimi enjoys another glass of red wine

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