Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 29, 2019
May 28, 2019
May 30, 2019
Transcript:
Chicken 1: ...picture yourself floating gently in a calm blue ocean... Chicken 2: Okay. ...Calm blue ocean... Chicken 1: But I can't swim... Chicken 2: And this is supposed to be relaxing?
Ida No over 5 years ago
“And why’s my mat so wet now?”
David OBrien over 5 years ago
It’s a mat finish.
David OBrien over 5 years ago
I know: dry up.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
“Yes.. dude, you didn’t take that last step into the calm, eternal darkness. Now you’re all flustered. Try again. I am your insurance beneficiary, right?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I get it…chicken of the sea.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
OK. Try this then: Imagine yourself in a cool forest glade surrounded by the peaceful sounds of the woods.
I’m in the woods. I’m calm. I’m….BEAR! THERE’S A BEAR HERE!! AAAHHHhhh..
Nobody_Important over 5 years ago
So, am I the only one who thought the shark (if that is what it was) would eat him???