Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for June 19, 2019
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June 20, 2019
Transcript:
Doctor: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a hedge fund manager! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a taxidermist! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electric can opener! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a discard watermelon rind! Dammit Jim... I'm a doctor, not an oatmeal raisin cookie with all the raisins picked out...
Ida No over 5 years ago
Definitely crazy. Make no bones about it. He’s a doctor, not a doctor doctor.
jmcenanly over 5 years ago
Fruity as a nutcake.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Damn it, Jim! I am a Teapot! Here’s my spout!”.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Homeland Security Chief
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
They need to send him to the Hokey Pokey Clinic so he can get himself turned around.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Taxidermy would be an interesting hobby for a doctor.
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
Love it, love it, love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
StephenRice over 5 years ago
This makes no sense. Would he be sane if he thought himself a can opener or a cookie?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
And don’t even ask him if he is a bricklayer.
Havel over 5 years ago
“It’s medication time.”
Zesty over 5 years ago
NEW Dr McCoy is a doctor AND a floor wax! “He’s dead, Jim — but look at that shine!”