Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 28, 2019

Ted is going to pay for that (Andy’s team losing for Andy’s intoxication).

“Give me a couple minutes, I’ll be right back.”

“And a substitution at the 1 minute mark – that doesn’t seem a brilliant tactical move at all!”

I do hope he doesn’t spill any playing.

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is faced with a dilemma , refuse another free pint before kickoff or take it with him and play the game without spilling a drop :o) right? my avatar today is a bit misogynistic showing the bride dragging the groom to the Altar, I cant see you do that :o) How was your day? ours should be busy being a Thursday , but at least I feel a bit better now , it must have been a stomach flu take care pal.

“Unshakeable spirit” describes our Andy!

What does he think this is, rugby?

Ask a silly question when you know the answer.

Probably a brown ale draft.

Wow… a moral dilemma…!!!

“Ref, are you accusing me of being under the affluence of inkahol?”

OK, what have they done with Andy? It’s not like Andy to even hesitate when I beer is offered.

I haven’t found that classic “Andy leaving Flo” I mentioned yesterday, but I HAVE found some of my Andy paperbacks! (They were under BC and Beetle Bailey and Wizard of Id and whatnot………mostly whatnot……..) But at least re-reading them the way God (and Reg) intended is its own reward!

Andy would never say: " Hold me beer … an’ watch this !"

He’d naught trust anybody to hold his beer, any more than we trust him to hold ours.

I wonder how much Ted had on the other team.

I bet he wagered against Andy’s team!

It’s a glass of booze, obviously. On another note, saw two ducks in the swamp behind my house today.

Good to see Andy has his priorities. With a well lit pitch you can play football any time of day, but public houses do have to close.