Strange Brew by John Deering for March 27, 2019

How about Scurvy?

Windy.

Stinky.

Crappy.

They may have got rejected for public viewing but we all know they run the company.

they look like the wife’s family!!!!

Checked Wikipedia for a reminder of this thing I learned in 7th grade. Stage play 1912 they called them Blick, Flick, Glick, Snick, Plick, Whick, and Quee.

Blick, Flick, Glick, Snick, Plick, Whick, Quee in the 1912 stage play. ( Hope I didn’t double post )

Sloppy, if my ex was shorter.

Yes, and Disney renamed them according to the 6 symptoms of cocaine addition. Of course you need Doc after you exhibit all 6. That’s what Snow White was for.

Some people will immediately think the upper left picture should be Trump. This is very wrong. Trump is not a dwarf.

Pervy

It never made sense. Disney had Dopey, but not Speedy or Cokey. Itchy and Scratchy would have worked, too.

I thought Disney was much more tallerant.

When they got down to 8 dwarfs, the seven looked REALLY hard at “Hungry”.

Where’s Tyrian Lannister.

dorky, porky, flaky, wacky, sniffy, shorty, and puffy didn’t make the cut either

Not as many flatulent names as I was expecting. They might take Politcal Correcty now…

Then came Horny.

Sleazy reminds me a little of Laker’s fan Lou Adler, no intent to offend : > ]

…Sappy, Cheesy, Dumpy, Frumpy, Dork…

Why does “Creepy” look like Larry the Cable Guy?

That’ll be the Tim Burton version.

Trump’ll take ’em for his Cabinet

Don’t forget the twins…ZZ Top…

Boy Wheezy sure has changed since she moved out of the Deluxe apartment in the sky…