Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 28, 2019

Fingers? Don’t you mean multi-axial servo grasping devices ?

Not to mention my synthetic “personality”.

There’s just something phony about you two.

“You must forgive my wife, they did her without feelings.”

Does one have a coffee cup? Designated driver? Or is that a beer can?

Yes, I do have to use the finger-quotes!

Somebody get him a glass of “whine”.

He’s got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums

And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum

Well – we’re going to call it a life. We are late for a crash.

Isaac Asimov came the closest to laying out the etiquette that would apply to these situations.

Yeah, leave it alone. Maybe they’ll do all the work someday and we human won’t have to do anything!

From what I’ve seen passed out as Artificial Intelligence, it seems to be losing to Real Stupidity…… 8^)