Harley by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2019

And I thought Daisy was a keeper.

Sacrilege! A veggie burger! What real man would eat that?

a burger is BEEF… veggie is a blender made salad formed into a patty

This one is very funny! (But wait until you taste “the Impossible Burger!”)

As I chomp on my veggie burger, I amuse myself by imagining an afterlife for the meat-eaters that consists of being stranded in the middle of a field with an angry bull.

Hmm . . .must be at MOM’S as POP’S would only have various meat burgers!

That type of diet is probably why she looked so good in the negligee the other day.

A beef burger is just a veggie burger that the cow processed on the way to the butcher.

Oh my, and I really liked Daisy! Red flag!

The burger gets it’s name from Hamburg and not any meat that it might be made from.

Who is this woman and what have they done with Daisy?

Shellfish, beef, and pork all all migraine triggers for my wife. For that reason we eat a lot of chicken and turkey. She has found a way to make ground turkey taste good for turkey burgers. It’s not the same as regular hamburgers, but I’m sure that they taste a lot better than a veggie burger.

I’ve had veggie burgers. They’re okay, but I’d very much rather eat real meat.

Dan is doing something strange with the colors here. The counter and the background swap color as the story progresses. Maybe Dan is going bonkers.