Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2019

Three women were willing to marry Roland?

^ That’s why there are immigrants — there are some jobs so dirty, Americans won’t do them.

Melania was an illegal, right?

Trump may have the hearts and lungs of a dragon, but it’s the flames of gas that come out of his ass that has the staff worried.

I suspect the lectures at Trump University were tweets.

Love Roland’s shoes and socks in panel three!

What’s TOTALLY FRIGHTENING is that NONE of those are really that far-fetched any longer! THAT’S how badly trump has screwed up America!!

Heh. I doubt 6’5" would be enough.

It’s a comic strip! Duh! In case you can’t figure it out, it’s make believe.

I think Donnie Two Scoops is gonna have to be officially eight feet tall to not be obese at his weight.

“Heart and lungs of a dragon”? You mean, he spews hot air and looks weird?

6’5"? They’re bringing the rack to the White House? I’m in!

Following.

I suppose the upside with having a ‘personality’ instead of a ‘politician’ in the White House is that the comics pretty much are written for you. All you have to do is transcribe performance. Make hay while the sun shines guys. Thanks for the effort.

This was a great strip! Every panel is inspired. I do think it is rather obvious why Christie won’t be in the administration, though there was serious talk about this. Christie has a strong personality and wouldn’t fit in. He also had a big issue with the family of Jared Kushner, having put his father in prison. I am no fan of Trump or Christie, but I have heard that they have a history. Personally, I won’t be sad to be without the bumbler in chief. I would rather have someone boring and competent. I’m tired of waking up each day and remembering the words of that famous song, “I read the news today, oh boy.”

… “we got the bubble headed bleach blond who comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye” … (Thanks Don Henley!)

Time to hang up the pencil and take up golf, Trudeau. The “B” in Roland’s name must be for BORING! What a one-note strip! Can’t do anything but saw on the President! With 18 candidates for the Dems, there certainly must be some humor that Roland can find – or is that just too difficult? Oh, no, Trump is too easy of a target, or are liberals just not edible? I forgot, liberals don’t make fun of each other…

Three married Trump, but only for the $. (Only reason Melania is hanging on).

Trump is too stupid to get through life without fighting everyone all of the time.

I love it.

Yawn, Trudeau is surely aiming for long-hanging fruit.

“He has the breath and temperament of a dragon.”