Kliban by B. Kliban for March 20, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    One of them wants to go up.

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    dadoctah  almost 6 years ago

    I once watched a coyote within sight of downtown Tucson stop and watch both ways before making sure the street was clear and crossing. I figure the only reason they haven’t started pushing the crosswalk buttons is that colorblindness has kept them from learning the significance of red and green lights.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 6 years ago

    Wellllll, push the button already….I have a meeting to get toooooo

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    Masterskrain  almost 6 years ago

    “What do you mean YOU can’t reach the buttons either??”

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    They’ll need a trained human to happen along, who has escaped from the Human Catcher.

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    elisem4  almost 6 years ago

    Never make eye contact in an elevator

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    Practice your elevator pitch.

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    Kip W  almost 6 years ago

    “This is like the 21st in dog floors.”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 6 years ago

    Whofarted?

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    “Going UP? "

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    Glibster  almost 6 years ago

    They’re acting so…..human…..

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    mistercatworks  almost 6 years ago

    Nobody likes to talk to strangers in an elevator.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    “Dang! I never know what to say to a cat!”

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