Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 06, 2019

Those two will grow up to become “Hansel and Gretel, vampire hunters”.

All the best toys are dangerous, thinly veiled weapons. Jarts, anyone?

They’re psychotic!

I guess the first one don’t count.

Did the “no” in panel one not count? Those kids should read the funnies more closely.

so even if he said no, they didn’t hear it…they are AS DELUSIONAL AS HE IS!

Time to take the next step. Do they have enough money for a patent application?

What part of NO did you not understand!

Having raised two boys who are still alive and whole and not in jail, I know children can and will turn anything into a weapon at some point.

Just because I didn’t hear a ‘no’ among all those words doesn’t necessarily mean you did not say it. I was just overwhelmed with the hope that you didn’t actually mean it.

See if you can get them booked on Shark Tank.

You didn’t hear the “no” in the first panel? You kids seem to need some training in the listening department, then.

Kid, your Listening skills need work.

“Yes” means “yes” and “no” means “maybe”?

Green means go, red means stop, yellow means go faster…

Feel sorry for kids today if this what parents are saying. It’s a cool toy idea that kids love. Heaven forbid a weapon!!!