Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 01, 2019

SPOILER SPACE

So who is behind the mask? A new character? Totally looks like an awesome promoter of extreme sports!! Can’t wait for this event!!

EXTREME!

And on that note, boops are requested! My dad is 74 years old and has been in poor health for years, and I won’t go into why that is as it’s a really long story, but Mom had to take him to the ER today because he was really dizzy…and now he’s staying the night due to his heart “not beating right”. I’m not super worried, as this is almost par for the course at this point, but it can be stressful, especially considering Dad’s unreasonable attitude about things like this.

But either way, I think my dad’s too stubborn to just keel over even at his worst! LOL. Sorry to rant like that, but I’ve seen everyone here be very supportive, so I thought I’d go for it. (boops all around)

A “trio” team featuring the masked avenger Lupin Libre!

Be sure to get front row seats for this exciting event!

Programming Note: This event takes place at 3AM and will be automatically adjusted to your cats time zone.

I think Tommy would win the smackdown part after coming off the top rope (windowsill)

Love the SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY. Just like the ads on TV for certain sports.

We are all agog! Who will be the contenders? Will Lupin and Elvis take part? Will Elvis be cheated out of the title again? Will Lupin be, at long last, doomed? And who is that mysterious, overdressed, announcer?

Boops and prayers sent.

Paw Heycat?

Breaking (Cat) News!

See the reply to this comment for a big announcement!

Get the tables, ladders, chairs, lamps, flower-pots, and everything on the tables! It’s a no-holds-barred! It’s all cats for themselves!

[chants] BCW! BCW! BCW! BCW! BCW! ….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd85ozj0p8o

OMC – the boa! I love the boa! Nobody wears it like you, Mr. P.

And a pink tuxedo with a pink bow tie. Which matches a certain cat’s toe beans. It just keeps getting better.

Is this a Pay-per-view event? Will Ferret News, Chipmunk News and Squirrel News send reporters to cover it?

Puck the Bruiser? (Please tell me someone here besides me is old enough to get that joke.)

installation of a Catio on the patio?

I just noticed Puck is wearing his Easter suit from last year!

Once again Puck, you look maaavelous dahling!

When does the trash meowing start?

I mentioned in the spoilerspace (but it’s not really a spoiler) . . . there was an instagram post a while ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNGVf3FZb_/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=7qcbafecb4x6

about a new entrant into the wrestling matches. Let the conjectures begin!

Breaking News – 101 reviews of “Lupin Leaps In” on Amazon!

It’s “none of us IS allowed on the porch,” NOT “none of us are allowed.” None = Not One.

Happy Monday to all and sundry! I wonder if Sir Figaro Newton and Miss Tabitha will appear. I’d wager that, if they did, the Alpha female who caught the red dot could tie those males up in knots and not even get a hair out of place!

I suppose that this is intentionally set for WrestleMania weekend, right? I’m glad I won’t have to decide which to watch – BCW will be on several hours before the WWE version!

I’d love to see Beatrix in her wrestling outfit!!!

Looks like the love child of Randy “Macho Man” Savage and “The Nature Boy” Rick Flair.

Step into a WHOOOOOO, WHOOOOO, WHOOOOOOO!!!!

GLOW! Or in this case GCOW!

Hee-hee! I’m always tickled to see Pucky the Body dressed as a certain ex-governor. Right down to the same bandana. Fabulous!

Time to change your BCN calendar page! Not a creature is stirring—except for Lupin’s tail!

Be there! – Be THERE! – BE THERE!!

WHO will take the ‘Victory Nap’?!

“There can be only ONE!!”

That little Pucky is sure handsome in his getup.

Since I have absolutely no interest in wrestling, or any related field of activity, I have no idea what anyone in the comments is talking about. But everyone sounds very happy!

I look forward to finding out how the boys are going to get out onto this forbidden porch for the match!

OT: Spreadsheets

Let me say something, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Leaping Lupin runs wild on you?!

Lucha libre gato style. There may be hissing.

Puck should have loaned Tommy his boa to go with his new hat the other day. It would have been a mahvalus outfit.

I needed to go to the store this morning and saw Visitor. I got a fairly good look at the cat’s back end and feel confident in saying that it looks like Visitor is an unaltered male. For those who are unfamiliar with Visitor, here are refresher photos:

https://imgur.com/VceVbrH

https://imgur.com/dxDJKJA

Sweet. I am so tuning in. What is the Dish number?

Or is this old style on UHF?

Yes, oldsters, you remember UHF.

OT: Diego

Seriously, Pick dressed as the Body is the best thing ever…

Dixie is at it again! She’s brought home another rescue – a beautiful calico kitty, probably about 8 months old. She’s a bit shy and unsure what to make of the other cats, but she seems like a sweet baby. Welcome to the family, Misty!

“BCW _Naptime Wrestling”?_ Oops! Hoomans not gonna be happy!