FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 28, 2019

Nice try, Romeo.

Beatles “Can’t Buy Me Love”: https://youtu.be/srwxJUXPHvE

He may have to up the ante.

These people are just as weird in this comic as they are in Foxtrot

Save your dollars for some “ProActive”, as advertised on TV.

Creepiest little dweeb.

Desperation, thy name is Morton.

She wouldn’t take twenty dollars for that, Morton!

ARRGH! No Endgame strip today!

I’m really surprised today’s strip wasn’t about Jason and Marcus going to see Avengers Endgame, but I guess that’s what last week’s strip was for.

Glad to see some characters return

Fails either way.

Might have to up the price a little…

Huh?

they should use the money to give it back to them when he calls them not that he will even get anyones phone numbers.

Good comic. Met you at Planet Comicon a couple years ago and got a signed print. Framed on my wall. I made a comment about Pearls Before Swine being a technically superior comic. You didn’t take the bait at all, and just said, “He’ll be back in a few minutes.” Seriously… how could you possibly pass up a line like that? I was giving you prime material there. ;D mwahahahahaaaa…

HEY I’LL MAKE IT FIVE!

Im shocked he has not been kicked out of school yet for sexual harassment

Offer a prize of a $10 H&M gift card. With that bait, she might bite, and you’ll have it even if it’s still an illicitly-obtained phone number.