It’s non-GMO snake oil. Plus, it’s gluten free!
I’m sure these new creams work, but the movie industry makeup people have been using ‘Preparation H’ for that purpose for over 50 years.
Eye bags are fat deposits that must be removed by surgery. They are a symptom of high cholesterol levels. Eye bags indicate that you need to be taking statins, another fine quality Pillsbury drug.
Just like a garage down the street that advertises itself as being the “Honest Mechanic”, if you have to say it you probably aren’t.
I hope Pillsbury makes their ad shorter than the one I see it’s sooooo long. ugh
jvn over 5 years ago
It’s non-GMO snake oil. Plus, it’s gluten free!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m sure these new creams work, but the movie industry makeup people have been using ‘Preparation H’ for that purpose for over 50 years.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Eye bags are fat deposits that must be removed by surgery. They are a symptom of high cholesterol levels. Eye bags indicate that you need to be taking statins, another fine quality Pillsbury drug.
andyboda over 5 years ago
Just like a garage down the street that advertises itself as being the “Honest Mechanic”, if you have to say it you probably aren’t.
htenhoeve over 5 years ago
I hope Pillsbury makes their ad shorter than the one I see it’s sooooo long. ugh