Pickles by Brian Crane for April 12, 2019

You’ve heard of the “butt dial”?

Here’s the world’s first “butt pick-up”.

Now how did Earll not feel a cell phone on his backside as he sat down (before the phone’s vibrations starting going off)?

If the phone is on a hard surface, you can hear it vibrate, although there is a risk of someone hitting it with a flyswatter.

If I leave mine face down, it doesn’t make a sound or vibrate.

The daughter looks a lot heavier. Pregnant?

Earl found it!

Opal if the phone was in your purse/duffle bag and left on vibrate , how would you know when a call through ?

I’m reminded here of something I’ve noticed doing deliveries. In the old days, you could hear the doorbell ringing inside so you knew the button was actually hooked up. Now there’s too much soundproofing for that, but if there’s a dog in the house, you can hear them freaking out over the doorbell.

It was under the cushion….Opals vibrations are always strong

Probably the first sensation Earl’s had there in a while?

Ooo! Call it again!

looks like Earl’s nap just ended!

LOL!!!

On my phone I can have the ring volume on and also vibrate for calls.

Maybe I should get Good Vibrations for my ringtone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGbcV3rH6k

Goosed by your own daughter! How disturbing!

I remember when pagers first came out and we had to wear them. They were set to vibrate. Seeing that we all complied and had them on our main boss asked Jack our engineer where is his and he said he had it in his pants.

Best sex he’s had in years.

That made his day!

Earl’s big thrill for the day!

I laughed hard at this one!

That one needs a shock option.

Give him a break and let him enjoy the moment it may be the best thrill he’s had in years

It acted as a woopie cushion!

Earl has tender hemorhoids

My first laugh out loud moment this morning! Love it!

Well that got his attention.

“Apparently you didn’t have it on vibrate, but that’s a really strange ring-tone you have!”

Cheapest thrill he’s had in years.

Earl is such a lard butt. He does all the wrong things to die before his spouse. She exercises and watches her weight an is in much better shape.

Is it me or does Sylvia look like she’s getting larger. Not in a mean way, but I noticed that.