Peter Otterloop, Sr. is going to wear that floral bow tie… at his mother’s funeral. (Assuming the grandmother who has Big Shirley and throws deviled eggs IS the kids’ paternal grandmother.)
Stare at the unicorn’s eyes, Petey. Let them draw you in. All the way. Do not resist. You’re being overtaken. Allow it to happen. You’re becoming Liberace.
One Father’s Day our pastor did a children’s sermon in which he gave each kid an ugly tie to give their father. “And he’ll wear it, because he loves you – just like God forgives our sins because he loves us.”
I get neckties from my wife, and as she has a good taste, I like them and can wear them all. Small presents from nice girls I held in high esteem, even if I didn’t like the object per se.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Peter Otterloop, Sr. is going to wear that floral bow tie… at his mother’s funeral. (Assuming the grandmother who has Big Shirley and throws deviled eggs IS the kids’ paternal grandmother.)
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Floral pattern? Is that were snapdragons are fighting Venus flytraps?
whahoppened over 5 years ago
You just discovered how it keeps Ernesto away.
Tog over 5 years ago
I think Alice likes it.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Peter Sr. is going to wear that bow tie to the next job fair!
M2MM over 5 years ago
Looks like Alice is about to “remove” the problem for Petey.
FassEddie over 5 years ago
It’s outgassing tainted petrochemicals. Says so on the label.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Teaching kids to be grateful at other people’s gestures….
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Stare at the unicorn’s eyes, Petey. Let them draw you in. All the way. Do not resist. You’re being overtaken. Allow it to happen. You’re becoming Liberace.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
The first strip with Alice in,but silent?The planets must have aligned ;)
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I’ve never owned a bow tie. Or, an accordion.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Wow. The unicorn. It’s so…hypnotic. Must look away…..failing…..
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Re-gift.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Sure enough, one touch of the totem & Alice was cursed to be stalked by Ernesto the rest of her life
gcarlson over 5 years ago
One Father’s Day our pastor did a children’s sermon in which he gave each kid an ugly tie to give their father. “And he’ll wear it, because he loves you – just like God forgives our sins because he loves us.”
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yep, one boy’s “awful purple unicorn” is a girl’s "A PURPLE UNICORN!!! (hearts and rainbows.)
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Cute or awful, the purple unicorn anti-Ernesto charm is about to become a play-toy for Alice. I figure it will last just about one day….
Spock over 5 years ago
I get neckties from my wife, and as she has a good taste, I like them and can wear them all. Small presents from nice girls I held in high esteem, even if I didn’t like the object per se.